Its doesnt even need to have an ability to be of use
Those are all pretty sad, but the dead dog cards are some of the most crushing
First, Commander precons are typically much lighter on wraths and sweepers than other Commander decks (this is true again with Commander 2020 , where some decks have a wrath or maybe two but far less than the 6+ sweepers you often see in a non-precon Commander deck), which is a big boost in power for a deck like Mardu Humans that is looking to go wide with small creatures
Characters are played into the Character area (and cannot be used to attack on their first turn in play), the text on Event cards is followed, and then the card is discarded (or trashed, in One Piece Card Game terminology), and finally, Stage cards are played and stay in play next to the Leader, unless a card effect removes them
Secondly, with The One Ring in every deck, your opponent was usually protected on the very turn Archon would typically come down
Vault-Tec advertised Vault 75 as a safe vault for children